I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Wala ka bang masabi sa kanya, try one or all of the following. Malay mo.

1. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2. I'm a bee, can you be my honey?
3. May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita.
4. Papupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
5. Are you a dictionary? Cause you add meaning to my life.
6. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
7. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
8. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
9. Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon, pag naging akin ka.
10. Meralco ka ba? Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark.

...makulit ka din nho?hindi mo ba binasa yung pamagat?ows...?TALAGA?
Likas na sa pinoy ang pagiging mausisa, kakambal ng katigasan ng ulo. Wala tayong magagawa "PINOY tayo eh" Pero ipagpatuloy mo na, may aral ka namang matututunan dito eh...
May maikling kuwento ako tungkol sa dalawang matalik na magkaibigan, si pedro at si juan..
Isang araw napagpasyahan ni pedro na gumawa ng isang "diary",inusisa ito ni juan.
JUAN:Ano yang ginagawa mo bestfriend?
PEDRO:ah ito ba?
JUAN:Oo yan nga love notes ba iyan?uy..may crush na sya...
PEDRO:Hindi diary ito..
JUAN:Ano yung diary?

Question: Why was the methematics book so sad?

TO ALL CIVIL ENGINNERING REVIEWEES:
LET US BELIEVE WE CAN DO IT THIS COMING PRC BOARD EXAM IN NOVEMBER, 2009. AS THE WORD OF GOD SAYS, "IF YOU BELIEVE YOU WILL RECEIVE....(MATTHEW 21:22)

FROM REX, CE REVIEWEE

"TAKES PAIN", said the window
"KEEP COOL", said the ice
"DRIVE HARD", said the hammer
"BE UP TO DATE", said the calendar
"NEVER BE LED", said the pencil
"BE SHARP", said the knife
"MAKE LIGHT AROUND YOU", said the fire
"STICK TO IT", said the glue
"BE BRIGHT", said the lamp

God always causeth me to triumph in Christ. - 2 Cor. 2:14

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Taken from Ken Gillesania's room.
RTFVerterra

Heavens align and stars shatter;
Grades plummet with a deafening clatter.
Whether you fell to hell or rose to heaven,
The value of such is fifty-seven.
And on this challenge of tangent and sine,
I, myself, received a forty-nine.
But fear not, child, for there be hope for you yet,
For on Monday we take a retest.

Addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division are the basic operations involved in this game. Click two adjacent numbers, then click a third number that is adjacent to second number. The third number must be an answer to one of the math operations involved in the first two numbers. A complete instruction is available in the menu. Good Luck.

A poem by Anonymous

If I knew it would be the last time. That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord your soul to keep.

If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more.

If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day.

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds