I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Wala ka bang masabi sa kanya, try one or all of the following. Malay mo.

1. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2. I'm a bee, can you be my honey?
3. May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita.
4. Papupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
5. Are you a dictionary? Cause you add meaning to my life.
6. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
7. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
8. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
9. Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon, pag naging akin ka.
10. Meralco ka ba? Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark.

Question: Why was the methematics book so sad?

"TAKES PAIN", said the window
"KEEP COOL", said the ice
"DRIVE HARD", said the hammer
"BE UP TO DATE", said the calendar
"NEVER BE LED", said the pencil
"BE SHARP", said the knife
"MAKE LIGHT AROUND YOU", said the fire
"STICK TO IT", said the glue
"BE BRIGHT", said the lamp

God always causeth me to triumph in Christ. - 2 Cor. 2:14

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Taken from Ken Gillesania's room.
RTFVerterra

si DOTA isa lang sa mundo,
GF napakarami niyan.
si GF iiwan ka din niyan,
si DOTA hindi.
si GF nagagalit pagnagdodota ka,
si DOTA hindi nagagalit pag nagGF ka.
si DOTA P20 lang masaya na,
si GF baka P200 hindi pa masaya.
pagnakakakita ka ng ibang Hero hndi nagagalit si DOTA,
pero pagnakakakita ka ng ibang babae nagagalit si GF.
si GF pag iniwan mo mahirap na balikan,
si DOTA pag iniwan mo, handa ka parin tanggapin.
Ano mas gusto mo DOTA o GF?
mag-isip ka na....
GIRLFRIEND: Bakit ang DOTA ba maroromansa ka?
DOTA: Bakit mabibigyan k b ng gf ng
3pleng sarap pag naka 3ple kill ka?

Prepared by Architect Raison John J. Bassig
Mapua Institute of Technology
1st Place - June 2006 Architect Board Examination
10th Place - March 2007 Master Plumber Board Examination

So you are about to take the board exam. Nervous? You should be. A few months before I took mine, I have experienced what every board examinee goes through. Unexplainable nervousness. Butteflies in the stomach. Catatonic looks. Am I ready?

For one thing, it's better to be nervous NOW than to feel your sweat dripping and your veins popping ON THE DAY OF THE EXAM itself. Imagine yourself staring blankly at those test questionnaires. 45 minutes have past. You are already at question number 31, yet your answer sheet remains blank - a complete mental blackout. Your mind then wanders. As you look along the walls of the quiet classroom, you reminisce your days in college. How you wish you remembered what that professor had taught you. You gaze up the ceiling and wonder about the future of your career, hanging in the balance, through these test questions you are holding right now. You inhale deeply and pour out a sigh of air. You pray for luck, hoping the next question would be something that you have read in your 1-week review. You turn the next page. Tsk. Where in God's name did they get all these questions???

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