Tip on what to do when you fail in class

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March 25, 2009 - 7:45pm
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A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy.

He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS:
Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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March 26, 2009 - 1:50am
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Re: Tip on what to do when you fail in class

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Big smile Big smile

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March 26, 2009 - 11:46am
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Re: Tip on what to do when you fail in class

If Judith is my daughter she'll be grounded for being good in alibi but poor in class. Nice post, it makes me laugh but I just can't imagine if my daughter will send me this type of letter.

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March 28, 2009 - 11:16am
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haha.. what a post.. lol
well it's a nice alibi.. haha
you make me laugh.. LMAO!

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March 29, 2009 - 5:36am
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Re: Tip on what to do when you fail in class

Hi princesstaisha, good to see you again in our forums. Sana mag-enjoy ka ngayong summer.

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March 30, 2009 - 6:21pm
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RTFVerterra wrote:
Hi princesstaisha, good to see you again in our forums. Sana mag-enjoy ka ngayong summer.

thanks sir..
yah.. hopefully mg enjoy ako..
ad la ako haws yna..
wlang mgwa..
vacation la tak hanap.. Big smile

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March 31, 2009 - 3:36pm
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Laughing out loud nice post! dala na sana ako sa emosyon. toink! what a spoof! Laughing out loud
buti nlang wlang heart disease mom nya,if ever, mgkahart atak un khit d pa nababasa ang P.S..hehe
nice one!

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March 31, 2009 - 4:02pm
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Re: Tip on what to do when you fail in class

Hi belle, may nagpakiana ha akon nga CompE. Cring niya, sir pwede adto makilala nga engkantada hit mga BSA.

Good to hear from you again.

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April 30, 2009 - 6:33pm
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halo!!!
muzta na sir?hehe..
kamu guys,crushmet ahw clasmet nean..hehe..nag eenjoy gud anu hit vacasyon?

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May 6, 2009 - 7:26am
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Re: Tip on what to do when you fail in class

Hi Lj, I review all entries to this site and I want to make our contents more organize. I suggest for contents like this to be in the blog and math problems to be in the forums. I want to know what you think, your idea is highly appreciated.

I transferred some of your forum post to blog. I hope you don't mind.

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June 8, 2009 - 8:52pm
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Re: Tip on what to do when you fail in class

Hello 056archie, sorry but I can't figure out who you are. I suggest you put picture to your profile or/and improve your profile page. In this way, I can easily recognize you.

Click My Account in your personal navigation (navigation under your username - 056archie). Click the Edit tab to start improving your profile.

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July 29, 2009 - 7:43pm
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hahaha!! nice post. . axa la ngean it style kun baga mahulog. . hehe..alams na. Crown

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July 29, 2009 - 10:40pm
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Re: Tip on what to do when you fail in class

Hello markdevora, buti at nag-accept ka sa invitation ko na magparticipate dito. Welcome.... again, hehehe.

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July 30, 2009 - 6:32pm
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oo naman sir. .nankita ak hin mga formula... nosebleed na ak nga duroo Puzzled

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January 29, 2010 - 5:47pm
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Re: Tip on what to do when you fail in class

Big smile Big smile
hahaha....
kaloko nah bata...
try koh daw...
haha....

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